Monday, January 26, 2009
Duff Man's Thoughts
Grand Scotland is surely headed to its ultimate doom. Our beloved King Duncan hath been murdered and the culprit is thus far still unbeknownst to I, along with the entirety of the nation. We all have our own suspicions though, including myself. Tonight is Macbeth's royal coronation, the day he is taken up into kingship, of which ceremony I shall not be attending. I am undecided as to whether or not Macbeth committed this heinous crime to our nation, but he has shown to acquire much suspicion. I fear our future highness is a murderer. I cannot attend the coronation tonight in good conscious. Perhaps by my not attending I have raised suspicion on myself? And what about the late king's sons? Where have they run off to, and why? Could they have killed their own dearest father? What of the drunken, dead guards? Rumor is that they had plotted to kill King Duncan. But then why did Macbeth kill them? He says to have slain them in love, but can he really be trusted at this point? Tis best not to think of such dastardly things. Yet, it is a necessary evil that that which we do not wish to think or speak of must be undivulged eventually if we are to truly understand such matters and therefore be able to aquire our own opinion in knowledge. Whoever the deceitful murderer, it is too late to attend the coronation now regardless of the possibility of my being accused of some sort of ill deed, and presently, our new "honorable and holy" King Macbeth is the primary suspect so it is surely best not to keep company with such villains. I must think on these issues more.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Vocab. Sentences
surmised - Frank surmised that Jill had taken his water buffalo after he stumbled upon some of such animal's droppings on her lawn.
bounteous - Carmichael, for that was the water buffalo's name, certainly had produced a bounteous supply of scat on Jill's lawn.
consort - For many months, Frank did not consort with Jill.
corporal - He did however, devise many plans to retrieve his water buffalo from Jill, many involving corporal punishment.
chalice - Perhaps he would place poison in her chalice.
undivulged - He must keep such plots undivulged though, unless the law somehow discovered Jill's body in the ditch outside of Saskatchewan.
prate - Frank suffered so greatly from his beloved water buffalo being gone, that he would prate for hours upon hours to himself.
dauntless - He was dauntless in his attempts at deducing whether or not Jill had actually taken Carmichael or if she had simply roamed through Jill's yard on her way to Burger King.
chastise - If it ended up that Carmichael had just gone to the nearest Burger King, Frank decided that he would chastise her for her deliberate stupidity.
surfeit - He considered not providing her with the surfeit of food she has become accustomed to over the years.
bounteous - Carmichael, for that was the water buffalo's name, certainly had produced a bounteous supply of scat on Jill's lawn.
consort - For many months, Frank did not consort with Jill.
corporal - He did however, devise many plans to retrieve his water buffalo from Jill, many involving corporal punishment.
chalice - Perhaps he would place poison in her chalice.
undivulged - He must keep such plots undivulged though, unless the law somehow discovered Jill's body in the ditch outside of Saskatchewan.
prate - Frank suffered so greatly from his beloved water buffalo being gone, that he would prate for hours upon hours to himself.
dauntless - He was dauntless in his attempts at deducing whether or not Jill had actually taken Carmichael or if she had simply roamed through Jill's yard on her way to Burger King.
chastise - If it ended up that Carmichael had just gone to the nearest Burger King, Frank decided that he would chastise her for her deliberate stupidity.
surfeit - He considered not providing her with the surfeit of food she has become accustomed to over the years.
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